Hello, and welcome! I’m Jason, and this is my website.

In 1996, I wrote those selfsame words when introducing my first website. It was through AOL and it was terrible, but here we are again. This is my professional repository of writings, interesting findings, and–ideally–accomplishments. Poetry and prose. Instagram masterpieces and Twitter tirades. Before you build the house, you build the foundation, so, again, here we are.

Imagine, reader, a Blink tag. A Marquee tag. An embedded MIDI of The Offspring or Green Day or whatever. An animated South Park GIF. Otherwise, this is the same site.